{"id":185,"date":"2010-01-15T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T19:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/2010\/01\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\/"},"modified":"2010-01-15T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T19:35:00","slug":"fala-que-eu-desmonto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2010\/01\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\/","title":{"rendered":"&#062;Fala que eu desmonto!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Wagner Montes apresenta o <i>Balan\u00e7o Geral<\/i> na TV Record do Rio de Janeiro. Parece que  as sess\u00f5es de descarrego n\u00e3o funcionam e ele anda balan\u00e7ando demais:<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">N\u00e3o liga n\u00e3o, seu <strike>Pedir Maiscedo<\/strike> Edir Macedo. N\u00e3o \u00e9 nada que voc\u00ea possa fazer uma mega-campanha de arrecada\u00e7\u00e3o na Universal pra comprar dois parafusos aben\u00e7oados. <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Pra quem n\u00e3o sabe, o Wagner Montes teve a perna direita amputada ap\u00f3s um acidente de moto em 1981.<\/p>\n<p>Como era de se esperar, ele n\u00e3o tem diploma. Montes tamb\u00e9m atua na pol\u00edtica \u2014 onde, afinal, n\u00e3o se precisa de diploma \u2014 e \u00e9 deputado estadual no Rio pelo <strike>partido do Brizolla<\/strike> PDT desde 2007. \u00c9 cotado como candidato ao governo do Estado nas elei\u00e7\u00f5es deste ano. Imaginem o que ele vai ser capaz de fazer com esse comportamento infantil quando chegar ao Pal\u00e1cio das Laranjeiras&#8230;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">E ainda tem fluminense que n\u00e3o sabe por que o seu querido Rio de Janeiro s\u00f3 d\u00e1 pra tr\u00e1s. Tem povo que \u00e9 cego!<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small\"><b>PS:<\/b> <i>a gente nem precisa fazer campanha a favor do diploma de jornalista. O desempenho, a seriedade, a isen\u00e7\u00e3o e o sensacionalismo dos sem-diploma j\u00e1 s\u00e3o argumentos suficientes a nosso favor.<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt; Wagner Montes apresenta o Balan\u00e7o Geral na TV Record do Rio de Janeiro. Parece que as sess\u00f5es de descarrego n\u00e3o funcionam e ele anda balan\u00e7ando demais: N\u00e3o liga n\u00e3o, seu Pedir Maiscedo Edir Macedo. N\u00e3o \u00e9 nada que voc\u00ea possa fazer uma mega-campanha de arrecada\u00e7\u00e3o na Universal pra comprar dois parafusos aben\u00e7oados. Pra quem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":486,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"material-hide-sections":[],"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,115,167,183,259,307,326],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brasil-sil-sil","category-fail","category-humor","category-ironia","category-perolas","category-televisao","category-videos"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>&#062;Fala que eu desmonto! - hypercubic<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2010\/01\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Renato Pincelli\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. tempo de leitura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuto\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2010\\\/01\\\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2010\\\/01\\\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Renato Pincelli\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/c7be1e2811d061a75d3b4f4960eb53bd\"},\"headline\":\"&#062;Fala que eu desmonto!\",\"datePublished\":\"2010-01-15T19:35:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2010\\\/01\\\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":211,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/#organization\"},\"articleSection\":[\"brasil-sil-sil\",\"FAIL\",\"humor\",\"ironia\",\"p\u00e9rolas\",\"televis\u00e3o\",\"videos\"],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2010\\\/01\\\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2010\\\/01\\\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2010\\\/01\\\/fala-que-eu-desmonto\\\/\",\"name\":\"&#062;Fala que eu desmonto! 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