{"id":496,"date":"2010-12-08T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T01:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/2010\/12\/e-dando-que-se-recebe\/"},"modified":"2010-12-08T22:33:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T01:33:00","slug":"e-dando-que-se-recebe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2010\/12\/e-dando-que-se-recebe\/","title":{"rendered":"&#062;\u00c9 dando que se recebe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\">Um Cat\u00f3lico Romano tinha uma ficha t\u00e3o longa que decidiu se confessar com o padre para obter uma absolvi\u00e7\u00e3o. Ele entrou no apartamento do padre e disse: \u201cPadre, eu tenho pecado.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>O padre f\u00ea-lo ajoelhar-se diante da cadeira de penit\u00eancias. O penitente estava olhando \u00e0 sua volta quando viu o rel\u00f3gio de ouro do padre sobre a mesa, bem a seu alcance. Ele pegou-o e colocou-o no seu palet\u00f3. O padre aproximou-se dele e pediu-lhe para contar os crimes que cometera.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\"><br \/>\u201cPadre,\u201d, disse o meliante, \u201ceu roubei. O que devo fazer?\u201d \u201cDevolva\u201d, disse o padre, \u201ca coisa que voc\u00ea pegou a seu leg\u00edtimo dono\u201d. \u201cFique com ela\u201d, disse o penitente. \u201cN\u00e3o, eu n\u00e3o vou peg\u00e1-la\u201d, disse o padre, \u201cVoc\u00ea deve deix\u00e1-la com o dono.\u201d \u201cMas ele se recusa a receb\u00ea-la.\u201d \u201cSe esse \u00e9 o caso, voc\u00ea pode ficar com ela.\u201d <\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\"><br \/>O padre deu ao homem total absolvi\u00e7\u00e3o. O penitente levantou-se, beijou-lhe a m\u00e3o, ouviu sua b\u00ean\u00e7\u00e3o, fez o sinal da cruz e partiu, com a consci\u00eancia tranquila e um valioso rel\u00f3gio de ouro no bolso.<\/span>&nbsp; <span style=\"font-family: Georgia\"><br \/>\u2014 Walter Baxendale, <i>Dictionary of Anecdote, Incident, Illustrative Fact<\/i> [<i>Dicion\u00e1rio de Anedotas, Incidentes e Fatos Ilustrativos<\/i>], 1888<\/span><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">Se o ladr\u00e3o arrependido <i>n\u00e3o <\/i>tivesse <i>f\u00e9<\/i>, ele provavelmente n\u00e3o cometeria um novo roubo t\u00e3o cedo. J\u00e1 se o padre <i>n\u00e3o <\/i>levasse uma vida t\u00e3o <i>materialmente <\/i>confort\u00e1vel (ou tivesse um m\u00ednimo de ceticismo), ele jamais seria assaltado.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt; Um Cat\u00f3lico Romano tinha uma ficha t\u00e3o longa que decidiu se confessar com o padre para obter uma absolvi\u00e7\u00e3o. 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