{"id":624,"date":"2011-02-25T11:13:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/02\/um-emplastro\/"},"modified":"2011-02-25T11:13:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-25T14:13:00","slug":"um-emplastro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/02\/um-emplastro\/","title":{"rendered":"&#062;Um emplastro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">A est\u00f3ria sobre o Dr. Abernethy e uma paciente \u00e9 cl\u00e1ssica. Ele era um homem de poucas palavras e a mo\u00e7a sabia disso. Ao entrar no consult\u00f3rio, ela mostrou-lhe o bra\u00e7o nu e disse, simplesmente,&nbsp;\u201cQueima\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">\u201cUm emplastro.\u201d, disse o doutror.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">No dia seguinte, ela apareceu novamente, mostrou-lhe o bra\u00e7o e disse:&nbsp;\u201cMelhorou.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">\u201cContinue com o emplastro.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Alguns dias se passaram antes que Dr. Abernathy a visse novamente. Ent\u00e3o, ela disse:&nbsp;\u201cBem, quanto devo?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">\u201cNada\u201d, disse o m\u00e9dico, numa explos\u00e3o de loquacidade incomum.&nbsp;\u201cVoc\u00ea \u00e9 a mulher mais sens\u00edvel que eu j\u00e1 encontrei em toda a minha vida!\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">\u2013 William Shepard Walsh, <i>Handy-Book of Literary Curiosities<\/i> [<i>Manual de Curiosidades Liter\u00e1rias<\/i>], 1892<\/span><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\">Esse causo \u00e9 um oferecimento de:<\/span><\/div>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/files\/2012\/11\/emplastro+BC.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/files\/2011\/12\/emplastro+BC1.jpg\" width=\"432\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: small\">\u201cUm rem\u00e9dio para remediar o v\u00edcio em rem\u00e9dios\u201d. <br \/>\u00c0 venda nas melhores&nbsp;<i>pharmacias&nbsp;<\/i>d&#8217;al\u00e9m e d&#8217;aqu\u00e9m-t\u00famulo.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt; A est\u00f3ria sobre o Dr. Abernethy e uma paciente \u00e9 cl\u00e1ssica. Ele era um homem de poucas palavras e a mo\u00e7a sabia disso. Ao entrar no consult\u00f3rio, ela mostrou-lhe o bra\u00e7o nu e disse, simplesmente,&nbsp;\u201cQueima\u201d. \u201cUm emplastro.\u201d, disse o doutror. No dia seguinte, ela apareceu novamente, mostrou-lhe o bra\u00e7o e disse:&nbsp;\u201cMelhorou.\u201d \u201cContinue com o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":486,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"material-hide-sections":[],"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,167,196,274],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contos","category-humor","category-literatura","category-publicidade"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>&#062;Um emplastro - hypercubic<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/02\/um-emplastro\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Renato Pincelli\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. tempo de leitura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuto\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Renato Pincelli\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/c7be1e2811d061a75d3b4f4960eb53bd\"},\"headline\":\"&#062;Um emplastro\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-02-25T14:13:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":155,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/scienceblogs.com.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/files\\\/2011\\\/12\\\/emplastro+BC1.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"contos\",\"humor\",\"literatura\",\"publicidade\"],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\\\/hypercubic\\\/2011\\\/02\\\/um-emplastro\\\/\",\"name\":\"&#062;Um emplastro - 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