{"id":768,"date":"2011-04-30T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-30T21:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/04\/patentes-pateticas-n%c2%ba-05\/"},"modified":"2011-04-30T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-30T21:35:00","slug":"patentes-pateticas-n%c2%ba-05","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/04\/patentes-pateticas-n%c2%ba-05\/","title":{"rendered":"&#062;Patentes Pat\u00e9ticas (n\u00ba 05)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/files\/2011\/12\/surfcycle1.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/files\/2011\/12\/surfcycle1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><i><br \/><\/i><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><i>Aloha!<\/i> Quer surfar em terra firme, mas acha skate <i>too mainstream<\/i>? O \u201caparato gerador de ondas\u201d patenteado por Rick Hilgert em 1995 \u00e9 a solu\u00e7\u00e3o dos seus problemas, <i>brother<\/i>!&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Uma centr\u00edfuga horizontal gigante \u2014 oito metros de di\u00e2metro \u2014 cria \u201cuma simula\u00e7\u00e3o cont\u00ednua de onda do tipo oce\u00e2nico que permitir\u00e1 a pr\u00e1tica de <i>body-surfing<\/i>, <i>boogie-boarding<\/i> e\/ou <i>surfboarding<\/i>.\u201d \u00c9 <i>issa\u00ed<\/i>: tu literalmente entra num tubo perfeito a qualquer hora do dia e sem sair do quarto! (tubar\u00f5es n\u00e3o inclusos)<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Depois que tu enjoar do teu <i>secret point<\/i> \u2014 como aconteceu com aquela bicicleta ergon\u00f4mica a\u00ed do lado \u2014, sua m\u00e3e ainda pode usar o mesmo equipamento para ganhar uma grana lavando a roupa da vizinhan\u00e7a inteira&#8230; N\u00e3o \u00e9 um barato?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt; Aloha! Quer surfar em terra firme, mas acha skate too mainstream? O \u201caparato gerador de ondas\u201d patenteado por Rick Hilgert em 1995 \u00e9 a solu\u00e7\u00e3o dos seus problemas, brother!&nbsp; Uma centr\u00edfuga horizontal gigante \u2014 oito metros de di\u00e2metro \u2014 cria \u201cuma simula\u00e7\u00e3o cont\u00ednua de onda do tipo oce\u00e2nico que permitir\u00e1 a pr\u00e1tica de body-surfing, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":486,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"material-hide-sections":[],"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,105,181,183,258],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foreveralone","category-esportes","category-inventos","category-ironia","category-patentes-pateticas"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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