{"id":963,"date":"2011-08-31T17:13:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T20:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/08\/formulario-de-amor\/"},"modified":"2011-08-31T17:13:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T20:13:00","slug":"formulario-de-amor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/08\/formulario-de-amor\/","title":{"rendered":"&gt;Formul\u00e1rio de amor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">\u201cTodas as cartas de amor s\u00e3o rid\u00edculas\u201d, como escreveu certa vez Fernando Pessoa, na pessoa de \u00c1lvaro de Campos. Formul\u00e1rios de amor, ent\u00e3o, devem ser mais rid\u00edculos ainda, por serem burocraticamente frios em vez de serem melosos e assumidamente rid\u00edculos.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">De saco cheio com o excessivo zelo dos censores durante a I Guerra Mundial, um soldado an\u00f4nimo teve a ideia da seguinte \u201ccarta de amor pr\u00e9-formatada\u201d para uso das tropas brit\u00e2nicas. Bastava riscar todas as palavras, com exce\u00e7\u00e3o das escolhidas (obviamente, foi necess\u00e1rio fazer algumas adapta\u00e7\u00f5es para a l\u00edngua portuguesa):<br \/><a name='more'><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">No Campo<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">__\/__\/1917<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Minha (cara \/ querida \/ amada)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Eu n\u00e3o posso escrever muito hoje pois estou bastante (sobrecarregado \/ ocupado \/ cansado \/ pregui\u00e7oso) e o(s) (CORPS \/ G.O.C. \/ G.S.O.I. \/ A.A. &amp; Q.M.G. \/ HUN) est\u00e1(\u00e3o) atuando de forma intensa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">As coisas no nosso caminho est\u00e3o indo (bastante bem \/ como sempre \/ <i>pas mal<\/i> <i><span style=\"font-size: x-small\">[sic]<\/span><\/i>)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">(N\u00f3s \/ Os tedescos) apresentamos um belo espet\u00e1culo (ontem \/ na noite passada) com (completo \/ toler\u00e1vel \/ nenhum) sucesso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">(Nossa \/ A Russa \/ A Italiana \/ A Montenegrina \/ A Monagasca \/ A Norte-americana \/ A Brasileira \/ A Panamenha \/ A Boliviana \/ A Francesa \/ A Belga \/ A S\u00e9rvia \/ A Romena \/ A Portuguesa \/ A Japonesa \/ A Cubana \/ A Chinesa) ofensiva parece estar avan\u00e7ando bem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">A ofensiva Alem\u00e3 \u00e9 (obviamente \/ aparentemente \/ assim espero) um fracasso completo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Eu estou mesmo come\u00e7ando a pensar que esta guerra vai acabar (neste ano \/ no ano que vem \/ daqui a algum tempo \/ nunca).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">(O) (As) (moscas \/ ra\u00e7\u00f5es \/ clima) (\u00e9 \/ s\u00e3o) (vil \/ execr\u00e1vel \/ mais do mesmo).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">O _______________ est\u00e1 (alegre \/ triste \/ l\u00e2nguido \/ bastante ferido \/ de licen\u00e7a).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Agora estamos vivendo em um(a) (<i>chateau <span style=\"font-size: x-small\">[sic]<\/span><\/i> \/ fazenda arruinada \/ barrac\u00e3o \/ trincheira).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Eu estou (esperando para breve \/ quase pronto para \/ atrasado para \/ fora da fila para) a licen\u00e7a, que agora est\u00e1 sendo (permitida \/ negada).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Eu estou sofrendo de um (leve \/ s\u00e9rio) (pavor \/ choque p\u00f3s-guerra \/ ferimento _____________) [\u201cOu cite a doen\u00e7a. Se a senten\u00e7a for inteiramente riscada, o escritor pode estar presumivelmente bem ou ter falecido\u201d]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">(_______________ \/ a esposa de ______________) acaba de (mandar-lhe \/ presentear-lhe com) __________________.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">O que eu mais gostaria \u00e9 ________________________.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Muito obrigado por seu(sua) (carta \/ pacote \/ boas inten\u00e7\u00f5es).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Como nossos(as) (animais dom\u00e9sticos (inclusive vacas) \/ batatas \/ crian\u00e7as) est\u00e3o indo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Eu espero que voc\u00ea esteja (bem \/ melhor \/ resistindo \/ economizando dinheiro \/ relacionando-se melhor com a m\u00e3e).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">[Insira aqui suas express\u00f5es de afeto \u2014 N\u00c3O ULTRAPASSE DE DEZ PALAVRAS]: ___________________________________________<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">Sempre __________________,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif\">XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt; \u201cTodas as cartas de amor s\u00e3o rid\u00edculas\u201d, como escreveu certa vez Fernando Pessoa, na pessoa de \u00c1lvaro de Campos. 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