{"id":967,"date":"2011-09-03T15:53:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/09\/patentes-pateticas-n%c2%ba-23\/"},"modified":"2011-09-03T15:53:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T18:53:00","slug":"patentes-pateticas-n%c2%ba-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogs.unicamp.br\/hypercubic\/2011\/09\/patentes-pateticas-n%c2%ba-23\/","title":{"rendered":"&gt;Patentes Pat\u00e9ticas (n\u00ba. 23)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/files\/2011\/12\/bixo1.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com.br\/hypercubic\/files\/2011\/12\/bixo1.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Cansados de ter que fazer os trotes nos <i>bixos <\/i>todo come\u00e7o de ano, os <strike>v\u00f3teranos<\/strike>&nbsp;senhores veteranos Edmund e Ulysses de Moulin resolveram automatizar o processo em 1900.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">No \u201caparelho de inicia\u00e7\u00e3o\u201d (fig. 1) inventado por eles, o novato \u00e9 vendado, posicionado e recebe a <strike>ordem <\/strike>instru\u00e7\u00e3o de puxar as al\u00e7as para testar sua for\u00e7a. S\u00f3 que, ao fazer isso, o <i>verme <\/i>rec\u00e9m-chegado \u00e9 atingido nas n\u00e1degas por um remo. Como b\u00f4nus, um choque el\u00e9trico pode ser aplicado nos bra\u00e7os do <i>bixo <\/i>ao mesmo tempo em que ele puxa e apanha, \u201ctornando essa sensa\u00e7\u00e3o algo \u00fanico\u201d.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">\u00c9 poss\u00edvel trotar um <i>bixo <\/i>de cada vez ou \u2014 se voc\u00ea for um veterano que tem mais o que fazer \u2014 usar v\u00e1rios aparelhos para fazer uma linha de montagem e humilhar uma classe inteira do primeiro ano de uma s\u00f3 vez.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt; Cansados de ter que fazer os trotes nos bixos todo come\u00e7o de ano, os v\u00f3teranos&nbsp;senhores veteranos Edmund e Ulysses de Moulin resolveram automatizar o processo em 1900. No \u201caparelho de inicia\u00e7\u00e3o\u201d (fig. 1) inventado por eles, o novato \u00e9 vendado, posicionado e recebe a ordem instru\u00e7\u00e3o de puxar as al\u00e7as para testar sua for\u00e7a. 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